Call me Out!

[eeknsqueekn]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Dib

[electronic_thumb]

Oh gather all ye true believers, for according to your very in-depth study, there is someone in town with hyper-advanced technology that could not have come from Earth. That mean's there's an ALIEN on the loose!

Readings suggest...it's that guy staring intently at cars from the sidewalk!

[myheadisnotbig]

Ooh, ooh! Dib's a true believer! And he is currently installed in a nearby hedge. Eyes, ears and a small satellite dish from his xeno-logic 5000 aliens species identifier (tm) are trained intently on the blonde guy, and Dib is muttering into a recording device...

"Observation journal two. No... immediate evidence of extraterrestrial origin, except for my xeno-logic's readouts and alarms, and the fact that the subject is currently trying to hold a conversation with a subcompact car... more observations as the opportunities come up."

You've got someone watching you, Ford. Someone who isn't all that quiet about it either.

[electronic_thumb]

"...Which is it is VITALLY important that you tell me about any green flying...Er, one moment. There appears to be a monkey trying to bother me."

The Toyota Carola, of course, waits patiently as Ford turns to the hedge. "Are you selling something? I'm afraid I'm rather broke."

[myheadisnotbig]

The human yelps and tumbles backwards out of the hedge, landing with surprising adroitness back on his feet in a dramatic point.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A HOLD OF ME THAT EASILY, YOU ALIEN... THING-PERSON! THING!"

[electronic_thumb]

This was not the normal reaction he got to this question. Normally people lost interest and left when they heard he wasn't interested in giving them money. Shouting and panic was...not unheard of, but definitely less common.

Fortunately, he had a plan for this scenario.

"Curses, foiled again. Guess I better leave the planet forever.

You don't happen to have a flying saucer I can borrow, do you?"

He never said it was a particularly GOOD plan.

[myheadisnotbig]

"DON'T TRY TO DENY--wait... you're admitting to it?"

He fidgets, honestly unsure what to do now that he's not protesting...

"Uh... I don't have a flying saucer."

[electronic_thumb]

"That's too bad. Then I guess I'll just take my business elsewhere. Have fun, kid."

Midna

[ridethelightning]

[Ky enters the room and offers a bow.]

You wished to see me?

[not_that_shady]

Ky. Yes. Have a seat.

[They're in the audience chamber. Midna probably could have summoned him anywhere--even her chambers. She knew him well enough to know that would make him squirm--but this wasn't the time for that.]

I... I wanted to thank you. We haven't exactly been on the best of terms, and you didn't have to save my life back there in that battle, but you did.

[ridethelightning]

[As he is told, Ky takes a seat. He looks serious as usual.]

You don't need to thank me. I simply wished to do the right thing. I have always aspired to be the kind of person who can and will help others when they need help.

[not_that_shady]

[Her lips quirk into a smile. Always the hero.]

Most would just be content to protect THEIR people... You really are something else, Ky.

All the same, is there anything I can do for you in return?

[ridethelightning]

All I could ask for now is some rest. My men and I could use some time to recover our strength and heal our wounds after that last battle.

[not_that_shady]

You will have it. Use the quarters in the west wing if you like, you and your men. Our world isn't all that kind to light-dwellers, but we will give you whatever you need.

[She means the perpetual chill and dimness of the Shadow Realm. Fortunately to a hearty individual it would be fine, even bracing... for a while.]

[ridethelightning]

[Ky bows his head.]

Thank you. We truly do appreciate your hospitality.